doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Yo dont text me then not text me
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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