I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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