I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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