Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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