just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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