the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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