I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He better not be in your backpack
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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