before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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