I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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