During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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