you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I enjoy the company of your penis
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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