Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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