we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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