To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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