Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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