I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Randomize
