arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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