Umm I'm too high to move.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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