Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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