You're so nebulous sometimes
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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