So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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