matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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