But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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