did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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