I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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