did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I think weed is turning my hair brown
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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