I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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