So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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