White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
