Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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