Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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