We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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