please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Be still, my beating vagina.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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