I just threw up on my dentist
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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