Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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