wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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