if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
