Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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