me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
The struggles of a small town man whore
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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