Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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