It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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