You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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