It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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