Is it because I queefed?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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