First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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