Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
This is the high leading the old right now
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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