is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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