Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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