there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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