we're blogging at a bar
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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