Nicole vs. Life
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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